Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
you win again, gameday.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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