Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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