It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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