u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
