Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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