Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Are we in a gay sports bar?
false alarm. still invincible.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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