I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My life is pants optional.
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