i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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