Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i think my mom watched the whole time
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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