But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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