I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
