careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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