I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
my poor anus
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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