Dual....:-)
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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