Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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