if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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