I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Duck Duck Cougar?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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