There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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