just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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