I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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