I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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