so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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