i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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