If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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