I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I lost the right to judge tonight
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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