hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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