Where is the hickey?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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