I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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