She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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