NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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