Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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