why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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