I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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