the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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