One girl and one boy is just not enough.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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