Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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