Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
