i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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