I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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