she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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