Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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