I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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