lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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