I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish they made helmets for livers.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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