I just made out with a guy for $7.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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