Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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