She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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