The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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