I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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