After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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