Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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