There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Randomize
