wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Randomize
