am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
