how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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